Face Fact

We were having dinner at a vietnamese restaurant today when mum started to recount a joke that we've read somewhere before. It's about a japanese, chinese and I think an american , all of whom are male, who decided to go for a skinny dip on a deserted beach. After stripping down and while walking across the beach, a gaggle of girls suddenly appeared out of nowhere and shocked the living daylights out of the guys. Embarrassed, the japanese and american tried to cover their private parts with their hands. The chinese however, covered his face and remarked to the other two "I dont know about you guys, but in my country, people tell you apart by your face and not your private part". My lovely brother then turned to me and said "You remember when your skirt fell off while you were on the bus not long ago? Well, I think when you pulled up your skirt, you should've pulled it all the way up to ur head and zip it to hide your face. That way no one would've known what you look like". I nearly urinate myself laughing.
p/s: We had crispy combination noodle, beef slices and brisket noodle soup and a stewed beef noodle soup. Dessert was a drive-through McD soft serve. *burp*